golfgalaxy:

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

meatthawsmoth:

Cottagecore ppl are just one bad day away from becoming tradwives.

arrowraptor:

This just in

Humans are geckos

zachsanomaiy:

it’s also why we want people on space missions to grow their own food

even if we are aiming for the ability to cellularly grow meat, like a 3d printed ready-to-eat steak that never was a cow, we still want to use the tried-and-true method of growing our own plants

not just because hey free oxygen or aww cute lll friend plant companions

but because humans become extremely distressed if we can’t see or interact with plants, and we become depressed and lethargic. Even just looking at a plant – even a fake plant – reduces stress levels in humans

we don’t even do well in daily work conditions that don’t involve plants

we’re like little geckos in a jar with food and water 

we need some sticks and leaves or we’ll lose the will to do gecko stuff

nixieseal:

It absolutely is why Cowboy Bebop has a bonzai garden on their ship.

brunhiddensmusings:

is this why ‘cowboy beebop’ had a bonzai garden on thier ship?

the sanity room

multimusemania:

You just described my entire week.

zachsanomaiy:

Humans have never lived fully under ground or in completely inclosed societies at any point in human history in part because we need a decent circadian rhythm from the sun and to see plants and breathe fresh air

But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed in something with structural insecurities, like we are legit predisposed to go psycho

So hear me out

Story plot:Everything is going fine with a fifteen year space mission

Everyone’s in good spirits, there’s plenty of food and resources, everything’s functioning normally

Then one by one everyone just loses their minds

calmdownthehawk:

Vsco girls wearing crocs and scrunchies have it right. Power to them and their overpriced water bottles. I wish them all the sksksksks

calmdownthehawk:

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

dailylilnasx:

Lil Nas at the strip club: a saga.

xuxisbitch:

which doll u liked and what it says about u

barbie: bimbo

bratz: hot baddie

monster high: unhinged emo kid

littlest pet shop: furry

american girl: very robbable

polly pocket: stupid

baby alive: ill fucking kill u

monsieurenjlolras:

13chancess:

push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

This is all really good advice for dealing with long term depression and anxiety. It’s not gonna magically cure you, but I’ve pushed myself to incorporate a few of these things into my day to day routine and it helps

jewishjaybird:

andhumanslovedstories:

holypunchlinebatman:

quit arguing marvel vs dc!!!  we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.

There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong

okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right

covergay:

nessadyke:

actual ways to fish in botw:

-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)

-bombs

-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around

-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth

-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up

-electrocuting the water with magic weapons

-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning

not actual ways to fish in botw:

-rod and line

-a net

nessadyke:

my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person

nofunclubceo:

feel like pure shite jus want her back xx

basedheisenberg:

I wish I could just drive everywhere

God I miss Pangaea

chewyloon:

i hate it when villagers in new leaf come to my house and i go out of my way to be there while they stare at my potted plant for 6 minutes straight, and they’re like “wow your furniture is so out of place” like keep your fucking opinions to yourself, i don’t come over to your ugly ass robot-themed house and call you an unwashed star wars fan, go tell that piece of shit blue otter what you think about my house maybe he’ll hire you and you’ll become the protagonist in the MTV home tour spinoff game you asshole

cykelops:

th-ursday:

cykelops:

pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

i call my very Intimidating and Hardass butch girlfriend my sweet potato and she just melts

i love everyones replies to this post but this ones the best

zrpants:

how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner’s kermit

crunchy-faggot-3: